There lived a girl who hated water Because her arm was bitten by a ‘gator But then one day it started to pour And she kept crying, “Please, no more!” But the people jeered, “Nothing’s the matter!” So she left the town for good And she was in a terrible mood She wrestled a goat Rode on a boat And soon, hungry for food The girl went to a place to dine And as she stood in line, A young man walked up to her His face red with pleasure Sputtered out, “Will you be mine?” Of course, the girl said yes He grinned, “Who am I? Can you guess?” Before she could, the ‘gator turned her to pulp And swallowed her in a big gulp And wow, he really made a mess
Limericks are fun to write! Of course, this was pure nonsense – which I like most!
But anyway, I only wrote this poem just to sugarcoat a deeper, darker truth.
HIATUS. I’m gonna have to go on a hiatus. I’m sorry for practically disappearing again, but I have a lot to do this month and…yeah.
I will definitely be back by May. Definitely.
Have a consolation cookie to help alleviate the pain -> 🍪

Nice poem
*munches the cookie 🍪
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Thanks Nehal! Glad you liked the poem and the consolation cookie!
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Ahhh yes limericks are the best when they are silly😂😂😂
The poem was kinda funny. Well written Moi.
Will miss you while you are on hiatus- be back soon!
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🙃 Thanks Stara! Glad you think so and yes, limericks are always silly!
Yep, I will! 👍
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The cookie part reminds me of mcgonagall *not me pretending it didn’t just take me 5 minutes to type mcgonagall* saying “Have a biscuit, Potter”
Your Limerick was so silly and amazing at the same time😂
Will miss when you are on hiatus! Have a great break, Moi!
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Yesss i thot of that toooo
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Hehe, that was unintentional but let’s pretend that was a HP reference I made totally on purpose
🙂
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Thanks Dhriti! It was extremely silly! I honestly don’t know what was going on in my mind when I wrote it. Aw, thanks! See you soon! ❤️
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That’s awesome!!!🌌
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😁 Just like me, I suppose? But seriously, thank you Jahnavi! Super stoked you think so!
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Gosh, this was so good😂
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